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20% OFF EVERYTHING - SEPTEMBER 26
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HERE IT IS THEN...
OUR LAST EVER 20% OFF MONTHLY SALE, 
BEFORE EVERYTHING GETS WEIRD!

GET YOUR CHOPS AROUND A WHOPPING

20% OFF EVERYTHING

ENDS - 30/09/2026 

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IMPORTANT INFORMATION - 

Jeeze, hasn't this month gone quick. We are now just a week away from VPD (Vape Product Duty) or TAX to me & you. 

The reason we have been so quiet of late, is we have produced close to a years worth of stock, in just the last 3 months. We have more than enough stock on all your favourites for the next 6 months!  Naturally, some bits will run out of stock sooner than other products.

We forecast demand to grow once reality hits and the news articles roll out, but we have done our best to ensure we have as close to 8-9 months stock on all the bits that matter! Hopefully by now, you all know what the deal is and how to work with the tax. But, I'd like to think most of you have prepared by now and are just adding Nicotine/Shots as and when you can. 


But here are just a few little reminders - 

Anyone with access to B2B 72mg - you have 1 week left, this product will be dropped from sale on Wed 30/9/2026. After this date - we will be restricted to Nicotine Shots 18/20mg.  

Anyone with Reward Points saved up - USE THEM NOW, as this feature will be removed from store on
Wed 30/9/2026 and you will loose them. 

Anyone using Tobacco flavourings, due to these types of products not being classified for food. Start building your stock up now! We don't see how this are sustainable via a food flavouring company.

Please also note, when ordering Multi-packs, to check the flavours are in stock on the main product page first.  

Please also expect slight delays on some orders during this next week, we are trying not to eat into any stock already manufactured, while we still can (you'll thank us in the long run). Meaning some stuff may be bottled to order this next week, which naturally takes a little longer.
 

Finally, the message remains the same! 
Stock up on essentials ONLY - i.e - NICOTINE -
in any capacity you can, while you can!

This isn't our final goodbye, far from it, we have 6 months to sell through the abundance of stock we have produced, before our next chapter.

There will be sales/offers over the next 6 months, they may just be more targeted with sale items, like when items are being discontinued or on products we have an abundance of and we want to clear quickly.

Once again, thanks to everyone for all your kind words of support. Due to how busy we are right now, the best way to contact us is by phone during office hours.
We will get back to every email, most likely after
October 1st, once production stops and we have some free time again.

See you all on the other side of VPD  - VAPE-ON

The Alchemist  x


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